Kim Kardashian, who’s only famous for having a sex tape with Ray-J, is making a perfume.

She says on her official blog:

I have decided to work with New Wave Fragrances, who also distribute Ed Hardy and True Religions fragrances.

It all started when my mom introduced me to famous perfumer Caroline Sabas from Gras, France. She and I have been working together to create a scent that is uniquely me that I can share with everyone!

I have also hired local designer Scott Oshry to help me create the perfect bottle for my fragrance.

Are you excited? I’m not. I don’t want to further this good-for-nothing celebrity’s useless lifestyle. Seriously, she’s worse than Paris Hilton lately. All she does is shop and go out to eat.

Amy Wino’s wonderful Blake Incarcerated has been writing nasty love letters to fellow inmate Melissa Goldstone. He’s told her of Amy’s confession to sleeping with Blake Wood and Alex Haines, while he’s been locked up.

The letters are more than just that, though. He’s writing dirty little love notes, telling her dirty little tales. No details have been released by the Daily Mail, just them saying that the letters were too graphic to reproduce. But they did say that Blake requested that Melissa reply in-kind.

He also suggested a threesome between him, Amy, and Melissa.

Lindsay Dee Lohan is celebrating her 22nd birthday today. Her birthday party is said to be a lot more toned down as opposed to what she’s used to.

Unlike most other celebrities her age celebrating a birthday, Lindsay’s party is not going to have a sponsor. Sources say that it will have its share of celebrities, though. Just don’t expect firecrotch haters Paris Hilton or Brandon Davis to be in attendance.

The private party is being held tonight at Teddy’s inside the Roosevelt Hotel, where Lindsay already has suites lined up. Mom Dina and little sis Ali are flying in for the occasion. No word if Michael Lohan or other potential sister Ashley Kaufmann are invited. Samantha Ronson is not DJ’ing the event, so her and LiLo can spend time together. And security is so tight that Lindsay has to greenlight all of the guests.

Maybe she’ll come out of the closet tonight?

It’s no secret that Verne Troyer is suing TMZ for airing the sex tape starring him and aspiring actress/model Ranae Shrider. He’s also suing Kevin Blatt (who’s responsible for Paris Hilton’s sex tape) and a few others for $20 million. He says that the tape was stolen from him and subsequently posted online for our viewing pleasure (or not).

Well, apparently Ranae signed something stating that TMZ was allowed to use the footage, so it remains on TMZ’s website, per a judge’s orders….here. Enjoy!

According to their baby registry, the Wentzs are having a baby boy. At least, that’s what CelebTV says.

They reportedly stopped at Petit Tresor and last month to prep for the impending birth and everything on their list is said to be blue.

Congrats to them. I hope they don’t name him Pete Jr.

When Michael and Dina Lohan were separated in 1995, Michael was off spreading his seed around.

Michael has admitted to the affair with Ashley’s mother Kristi Kaufmann and thus, Ashley was born.

Fast forward to now, Michael has said recently that Ashley does bare a little bit of a resemblance to Lindsay. Now, since Kristi has gone public with the whole thing, even saying that Michael hasn’t paid any child support, Michael has decided to take a paternity test.

We’ll all know in a couple of weeks if Michael is her father or not. Stay tuned.

Britney Spears might get the chance to do over her crappy 2007 MTV Video Music Awards performance with a new show this year. Sources say that producers have already approached Britney to do the show in Los Angeles on September 7th.

If they let her open the show again, especially after last year’s performance, I bet Kanye West is going to boycott MTV until it’s no longer relevant.

A word of advice to Ms. Spears, please, if the powers that be pick an outfit out for you to wear, just wear it. Don’t go with something that’s obviously painfully too small or makes you look fat. And don’t do drugs before the show, you looked lifeless last year. It was heartbreaking to hope for a comeback and get what we got from that show.

Michael Lohan was said to be fooling around with another woman, Kristi Kaufman, when him and Dina separated 13 years ago. Now, Kristi has come forward to say that Michael is the father of her daughter.

I’m thinking that Michael feels that Kristi’s story isn’t credible, so he took a paternity test to determine if he is the child’s father.

To this date, he has not seen his daughter or paid any child support for her. I hope that if it’s proven that she is a Lohan, he’ll step up and take responsibility.

Apparently not content with playing the single girl Carrie Bradshaw from the Sex & the City series, Sarah Jessica Parker is getting typecast….but this time, she’s a divorcee and a mother. Weird enough transformation?

I guess they got her out of her Manolos long enough to do the Ivy Chronicles, which shows SJP taking her children out of private schools and learning a lesson. She also figures out how to help others get their children into upscale schools.

“But I couldn’t help but wonder…..” If you take the Blahniks off of the girl, is she still a style icon?

And since Mr. Big a.k.a. Chris Noth is giving up Law & Order, he could be in it, too.

Kevin Federline was partying it up at Mansion over the weekend in Miami, where he was friendly to everyone and seemed to be in a cheerful mood. He told fellow partygoers that he plans on releasing a new album soon with the first track being called, “Daddy’s home”. I guess he’s really trying to play on the fact that no one thinks he’s a douchebag anymore because Britney Spears went crazy. He must also think he really is father of the year just because Prive said so….(in the kitchen, no less.)

Sources say that K-Fed has some rockin’ “complicated” dance moves. How about that one where he’s dancing off with a lot of Britney’s money? Have you seen that one yet? It’s coming, I’m sure.